Friday, October 10, 2008

For cryin' out loud, where's the damn remote?

I know it's 'round here somewhere....it's a big one....huge, actually. It's the only one that has a "NEWS" button. Without it, I can't block the nitwit voyeurs and their panicky messages about the stock market and the talking-heads who are fascinated with voter polls.

It also has a "POL" button that turns off all political advertising. The only problem with that function is nothing appears on the screen for about thirty minutes every hour.

If I have both of them set most of what I see are ads for TV programs.

But I really, really need to find it. Soon.

The Honorable Judge Roy Bean

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